Add this to the list of reasons why I shouldn’t be allowed around civilized people.
After a mega-shock of caffeine I camped out in Starbuck’s bathroom for twenty minutes and performed what can only be adequately described as a shower-substitute fit for a hobo followed by a complete change of clothes and a new face of make-up. My hostel doesn’t allow check-in until 1PM and I refuse to amble around Amsterdam looking like a weary traveller.
Slight improvement. Time to wander the canals.